Today's agenda: attempting to deep-fry a chicken in the zero-gravity environment of our bunker. Because, why not?
Dr. Emily, our resident expert on all things fowl, is here to guide us through the process.
Preheat the gravitational displacement chamber to 350°F. Yes, it's a real thing.
Place the chicken in the specialized frying basket, making sure not to touch any of the delicate, zero-G surfaces.
Dr. Emily's voice: "Now, just... just wait for the magic to happen."
Proceed to Session 3: The Great Breading Debacle to see the aftermath of our culinary adventure.
